February 2012
3 posts
“Hey, what is black and lies on top of the water shouting ‘knickers’?
Crude oil.”
– Georgia Nicolson, Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers (via somewhereinaburstofglory)
January 2012
10 posts
“4:50 pm
Dad has got one of those razors that leaves your skin smoothy smooth...”
– Georgia Nicolson, Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers (via somewhereinaburstofglory)
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“She was beginning to annoy me quite badly. She is the opposite of telepathic;...”
– Georgia Nicolson, “…And that’s when it fell off in my hand.” (via somewhereinaburstofglory)
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“Oh Blimey O’Reilly’s vest and pants, what is it with teachers? Do they make...”
– Georgia Nicolson, Dancing In My Nuddy-Pants (via somewhereinaburstofglory)
December 2011
4 posts
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November 2011
3 posts
Anonymous asked: I don't think you meant "cumettes"... Maybe Chumettes would be more appropriate.
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October 2011
9 posts
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September 2011
6 posts
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